Bill Up And Dies In Tennessee Legislature

NASHVILLE, TN–Democratic supporters of H.R. 3470, the Shelby County Millage Act, were right sorry Monday when the bill up and died in the Tennessee General Assembly. “We done supported that bill like a mama possum supports her young ’uns,” said Rep. Clem McCombs (D-Pikeville), the bill’s sponsor. “But the committee process was just too ornery.” Rep. Lefty Perkins (R-Pigeon Forge), chairman of the House Committee On Looking After Your Own Business, celebrated the death of the bill by firing his shotgun into the air.