Naïve Detective Suspects Fair Play

CHICAGO– Phil Kelly, a naïve detective with Chicago’s 15th Precinct, suspected fair play Monday in the shooting death of local businessman Arnold Haver. “The shocked expression on the victim’s face leads me to believe that he received some tragic news and subsequently committed suicide,” Kelly said. “The fact that the bullet hole entered through his back shows just how determined he was to kill himself.” Kelly also cited the misspelling of Haver’s name in the suicide note and the fact that the left-handed victim was found with the gun in his right hand as evidence of the incredible stress he was under before taking his own life.