BURLINGTON, VT–Scandal rocked the Green Party Monday when it was revealed that a high-ranking Nader 2000 official embezzled $10 in campaign funds for a dime bag of marijuana. According to police, prior to a Sept. 29 rally in Burlington, finance director Jim “Patches” Lowell, 49, removed $10 from the Green Party cashbox and redirected the funds toward the purchase of approximately two joints’ worth of marijuana from Pete Cudahy, a local hacky-sack vendor and part-time drug dealer. Green Party presidential candidate Ralph Nader has promised a full internal investigation of the misallocation of funds, saying that he has made it clear to party officials in the past that “the cashbox money is not for weed.”
Green Party Official Caught Embezzling Campaign Funds For Dime Bag
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