Man Breaks Out Dating Boxers

SUFFOLK, VA– Having secured a date for the first time in seven months, area resident Andrew Agee removed his dating boxers from the bottom of his dresser. “No tighty-whities for me tonight,” said Agee, taking off a pair of dingy Fruit Of The Loom briefs and slipping on the blue Calvin Klein boxers with a small, understated white “CK” logo near the bottom of the right leg. “A girl might actually see me in my underwear.” Agee added that if the date goes well and future encounters with the woman seem likely, he will purchase a three-pack of boxers.