Early-Morning Jogger Pities Everyone Still Sleeping

OCEANSIDE, CA–During her daily four-mile, 5 a.m. run, jogger Andrea Kallen expressed pity for all the people still in their soft, warm beds Tuesday. “I cannot understand how anyone would choose to be conked out during the most glorious time of the entire day,” said Kallen, 25, straining up a hill as the sky turned from a dark cobalt blue to purple. “I feel so bad for all those poor people who are missing out on this just to get an extra four or five hours of sleep.”