Fame Sexually Transmitted

LONDON–Guy Ritchie, Madonna’s British boyfriend, has sexually contracted fame from the pop superstar, Ritchie’s physician confirmed Monday. “It would appear that Mr. Ritchie, a previously obscure director with just two films to his credit, has become famous through sexual contact with Madonna,” Dr. Ian Woolsey-Lodge said. “As a fame carrier himself, he now can be found on Entertainment Tonight and in People magazine, even when not with Madonna.” Woolsey-Lodge said Ritchie forever runs the risk of any future offspring being born famous.