Man Thinks He Managed To Masturbate Without Waking Roommate

OMAHA, NE–Creighton University sophomore Adam Wilmut is under the mistaken impression that he managed to masturbate Tuesday without waking roommate and top-bunk occupant Scott Engram. “For about 10 minutes, I could feel the loft frame vibrating slightly,” the 19-year-old Engram said. “Then, the vibrating escalated just a tiny bit for about 30 seconds before stopping altogether.” The incident marked the fifth time in as many days that Wilmut’s stealth masturbation was detected.