Bush Surges Ahead In Polls After Strong Showing On Pommel Horse

WASHINGTON, DC–George W. Bush pulled ahead of Al Gore in presidential polls Monday following a near-perfect score of 9.95 on the pommel horse. “Bush was in total command, showing textbook technique on his scissor elements and nailing his dismount,” ABC News/Washington Post poll spokesman Andrew Hollandsworth said. “He looked confident and strong up there, and the American people are responding.” The impressive effort helped Bush regain ground lost in Gore’s decisive Sept. 10 victory in the ribbon-dance event.