New Resort Community Still Trying To Think Of Name

CLEARWATER, FL–Residents of the just-opened 200-acre gated resort community occupying Lot 643 of Pinellas County are still unable to agree on a name, community leaders confirmed Tuesday. “We’ve already ruled out ’Cypress Bay,’ ’Orchard Ridge,’ and ’Cedar Landing,’” association head Will Lufkin said. “Next week we’re scheduled to debate ’Osprey Glen,’ ’Maplewood Creek,’ and ’Pipers Plantation.’ I’d just like to get it taken care of soon, so we can get started on a newsletter.”