Last Month Apparently Women's History Month

ATLANTA–According to an ad in a March issue of Bon Appetit magazine lying around dermatologist Dr. Ira Haas’ waiting room, March was, apparently, Women’s History Month. “I had no idea,” said Gail Travis, who happened to come across the ad, which read, “Join Almay In Celebrating Women’s History Month,” while waiting to see Haas. “That’s the first I’d heard of it. Oh, well, guess I missed it.” People across the nation are equally surprised. “Are you sure? I thought it was Black History Month,” said Timothy Durkee of Wayzata, MN. “Or maybe that was February.” Liz Unger, CEO of Almay Cosmetics and co-chair of the Women’s History Month Project, described the month-long celebration of “women’s remarkable contributions through the ages” as an “unqualified success.”