Buchanan Reveals Thousands Of Americans Made In China

TOPEKA, KS—During a speech Monday before members of the Topeka VFW Hall, a concerned Pat Buchanan said that “hundreds of thousands” of U.S. citizens were made in Communist China. “These shoddy, Asian-looking, ’knock-off’ Americans are the mass-produced product of non-union, low-wage parents,” the Reform Party presidential hopeful told VFW members. “Every day, these knock-offs are exported from China to our shores, where they are free to intermingle with real, made-in-the-U.S.A. Americans.” Buchanan added that if he wins the presidency, he would impose stiff tariffs against U.S.-citizen-producing nations and return all bootleg Americans to their nation of origin.