Eyes Removed In Violent Yearbook Attack

EVANSVILLE, IN—An unidentified eraser-wielding vandal rubbed out the eyes of graduating senior Paulette Conreid in Erika Franklin’s personal copy of “Transitions,” the 1999 Evansville West High School yearbook, EWHS sources reported Monday. “I am so totally bumming,” Franklin said. “Who would do something like that to Paulette? She’s, like, the biggest sweetie I know.” The primary suspect in the attack is Jenny Logan, who, as everyone in school knows, has a huge crush on Jeff Lowe, Conreid’s boyfriend.