Don't Nobody Wanna Hear Area Man Run His Mouth

MACON, GA—According to a recent Gallup Poll, zero percent of Macon residents wanna hear area fool Ricky Baston run his mouth like a all-night bus, and he ain’t sayin’ nothing anyway. The poll found that don’t nobody wanna hear Baston talkin’ ’bout, ’I gonna get me a car,’ and, ’My old lady been ridin’ my ass’ and all that. The poll confirms the findings of a recent ABC News/Washington Post phone survey, in which 100 percent of Macon residents described themselves as wanting Baston out they damn face.