Connect Four-Playing Sis Pretty Sneaky

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Losing Connect Four player Tony Franck denounced his sis as “pretty sneaky” following her diagonal connection of four during a kitchen-table match Tuesday. “I realize that the rules allow for a diagonal arrangement of four checkers, and I fully concede victory to my sis and acknowledge her four-connecting prowess,” Franck said following the match. “Still, I maintain that a significant measure of sneakiness was key to her victory.” Franck next plans to attend the U.S. Stay Alive™ Championship Tournament in Hilo, HI, vowing, “I will be the sole survivor.”