Area Man Thinks Girlfriend's Sister Might Be A Little Cuter

CANTON, OH–Local resident Matt Holm expressed fear Monday that Sheri Glass, sister of girlfriend Amanda Glass, might be a bit cuter. “Sheri’s got a slightly smaller nose, and her breasts are better,” a distressed Holm told a male friend after seeing the two sisters side by side for the first time. “And, even though I haven’t seen it, I strongly suspect that her stomach is more toned.” Holm has not yet decided whether to break up with Amanda.