MESA, AZ–Former fat lump of crap Joseph Woodring joined the ranks of the disabled Monday with the purchase of a Rascal(TM)-brand motorized cart. “I am pleased to make the move from morbidly obese to differently abled,” said the 410-pound Woodring, careening through EastTowne Mall on his electrically powered whale transporter. “My newfound handicapped status has truly given me a new lease on convenience.” Woodring then motored off to the mall’s food court for a McRib Deluxe Extra Value Meal.
Morbidly Obese Man Enjoys Disabled Privileges With Motorized Cart
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