Harper's Index: Percentage Of Harper's Readers Who Only Read Index: 98

NEW YORK–According to the Harper’s Index in the October issue of Harper’s, the percentage of the magazine’s readers who only read the long-running index feature is 98. “Percentage of Harper’s readers who stopped reading the magazine years ago and now only look at this page, if anything at all, before tossing it on their bathroom floor to seem smart to guests: 98,” the index read.