Area Man Expected To Work With These Incompetents

HOUSTON—Morton Schuitt, a distribution supervisor with DataTech Enterprises, is expected to work with these incompetents, it was learned Monday. “Can you believe the people I have to work with here?” the incredulous Schuitt said. “They can barely tie their own shoes, much less stick to a monthly distribution schedule.” Sources indicate that for the money Schuitt is getting for what he has to put up with, it is a miracle he didn’t leave DataTech long ago.