Tammys Of The World Demand To Be Taken Seriously

UNITED NATIONS—In a historic summit Tuesday, the world’s 178,230 Tammys convened to demand that they be treated with the same respect afforded the world’s approximately 5.1 billion non-Tammys. “Tammy discrimination has been ignored for too long, and it’s high time we took action,” said summit organizer Tammy Mugler, 24, an assistant manager at an Atlanta-area Orange Julius. “Do you realize that in the entire history of the U.S., no Tammy has ever been elected to federal office?” The world’s Heidis expressed support for the summit.