FBI Chief Releases Composite Sketch Of Dream House

WASHINGTON, DC—At a press conference Monday, FBI director Louis Freeh released an artist’s rendering Monday of the home he has dreamed of all his life. “We must find this home,” a determined Freeh told an assemblage of FBI agents and reporters. “Just look at the outside. That’s cedar paneling. I’ll never have to paint.” Distinguishing features of the house, Freeh said, include a circular driveway, tennis court and wrought-iron lattice-work fence. “The FBI has made the search for this lovely house a top priority,” Freeh said. “We will not rest until I am relaxing in this sunken marble bathtub.”