Airline Food Under Fire From Area Comedian

ROYAL OAK, MI—The airline industry is reeling following a scathing indictment of its in-flight cuisine Saturday by stand-up comedian Tony Campanelli. “How about that chicken breast? It tastes like Wayne Gretzky ought to be shooting it on goal,” said Campanelli, publicly blasting the food served by major air carriers in a speech delivered at the House O’ Yuks in Royal Oak. “Guys,” added Campanelli, addressing the nation’s pilots, “you’ve got the planes. Fly in some fresh ingredients!” No airline has yet issued a response.