Last Week's Trek Pretty Awesome

LOS ANGELES—Last week’s Trek—a Next Generation rerun in which the crew of the Enterprise is transported beyond all known dimensions of time and space by a semi-godlike alien evolved beyond all human comprehension—was “pretty awesome,” according to reports. “Worf learned a valuable lesson about his adoptive human parents when a hologram created by the energy being confronted him with his troubled past,” said longtime Trekker and part-time pizza delivery driver Brad Sponel. “It was pretty awesome.” Sources also say that Picard and Crusher almost kissed during a mind-meld sequence, but stopped at the last minute.