The London School of Economics and Political Science has hired Angelina Jolie as a visiting professor to teach a masters-level course in Women, Peace, and Security. What do you think?
“It’s about time she made something of herself.”
Stu Pine • Kettle Manufacturer
“We adjuncts have needed a celebrity advocate for so long.”
Graham Jaeger • Dress Shipper
“Meanwhile my idiot professor spent eight years on her doctorate and didn’t once star in ‘Maleficent.’”
Mallory Wenton • Risk Mitigator
