A new research paper reveals that laboratory mice are being kept in conditions that are far too cold, nearly 10 degrees below their preferred temperature, altering their metabolism and skewing the results of scientific research. What do you think?
“If there’s any need for tiny sweaters, I’m your guy.”
Brock Schlessen • Food Stager
“So you’re saying it’s possible that cigarettes don’t really cause hypothermia?”
Lori Auden • Macaroni Artisan
“Sounds like an easy fix. Just add 10 degrees to all the data.”
Kyle Stutz • Horn Amplifier
