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Man Removed From Flight For Speaking Arabic

A 26-year-old man was removed from his Southwest flight after speaking on the phone in Arabic about having dinner with Ban Ki-moon, a conversation that a fellow passenger reported to the authorities. What do you think?

Mitch Rourke • Sandal Cobbler

“I’m sure there’s a perfectly racist explanation for this.”

Mitch Rourke • Sandal Cobbler

Joe Buckland • Clue Compiler

“Did they get any leads on the whereabouts of this Ban Ki-moon character?”

Joe Buckland • Clue Compiler

Dee Houren • Tax Evader

“The important thing is that the remaining passengers felt the illusion of safety.”

Dee Houren • Tax Evader