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Massachusetts To Establish Rattlesnake Colony

A vacant island in Massachusetts will soon be home to a venomous timber rattlesnake colony so their decimated numbers can thrive in isolation, though nearby inhabitants fear that the snakes will swim ashore and infest residents’ homes. What do you think?

Chuck Dibiase • Package Opener

“I’ve had it with all these environmentalists who let sound ecological decisions stand in the way of irrational fear.”

Chuck Dibiase • Package Opener

Lauren Taggart • Snowstorm Chaser

“Give them all the land and resources you want; I just don’t see snakes building any sort of sustainable infrastructure.”

Lauren Taggart • Snowstorm Chaser

Griffin Naegel • Motive Generator

“A private island? Endangered species get all the cushy perks.”

Griffin Naegel • Motive Generator