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White Actor Cast As Michael Jackson In Upcoming Film

Controversy has surrounded the casting of white actor Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson in the upcoming comedy Elizabeth, Michael & Marlon, a film based on the allegedly true story of Michael Jackson leaving New York City with Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando after the 9/11 attacks. What do you think?

Reese Crowley • Cardboard Specialist

“When will Hollywood finally address the issue of white British actors taking roles away from white American actors?”

Reese Crowley • Cardboard Specialist

Brian Dornan • Saw Sharpener

“Of course it’s controversial, but I think enough time has finally passed to make a movie about 9/11.”

Brian Dornan • Saw Sharpener

Jamie Miller • Dent Remover

“It’s like we’re living in a society where the triumphant hook from ‘Black Or White’ doesn’t even exist.”

Jamie Miller • Dent Remover