Following several reports of hoverboards spontaneously combusting due to low-quality batteries, Amazon and Overstock have ceased to sell the product, and many airlines have taken steps to ban the boards from their flights due to safety risks. What do you think?
“Thank you for rescuing us once more, Mr. Bezos!”
Elizabeth O’Grady • Systems Analyst
“Spontaneous combustion is a small price to pay for rolling to your destination slightly quicker than you could walk there.”
Donnie Harlan • Hospital Landlord
“Okay, good, so they’re not supposed to explode. I just thought I was doing it wrong.”
Fred Constantine • Unemployed
