By interviewing self-identified “vampires,” or those who habitually drink blood, researchers at the Center for Positive Sexuality in Los Angeles have found that vampires are afraid to disclose their lifestyle to doctors or therapists, and therefore recommend that those providing treatment to this community be trained to respond without ostracizing them. What do you think?
“This is not the new frontier of civil rights I was expecting.”
Kyle Monahan • Livestock Judge
“Aren’t we all guilty of lying to our doctors about how much blood we drink?”
Paula Lovelace • Office Coordinator
“As someone who identifies as a vampire, I can confirm our greatest weaknesses are sunlight, wooden stakes, and honest discussion of our lifestyle with medical professionals.”
Joshua Goetz • Luggage Assembler
