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Mexican Drug Lord Escapes Prison

Imprisoned in Mexico since February 2014, notorious drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman has escaped from his cell via a mile-long tunnel dug out beneath his shower, angering U.S. officials who previously requested Guzman’s extradition to prevent such a scenario. What do you think?

Peter Toovey • Mayoral Assistant

“Some birds aren’t meant to be caged.”

Peter Toovey • Mayoral Assistant

Jess Nicholson • Funeral Planner

“Those three-day-long showers he was always taking should have tipped them off.”

Jess Nicholson • Funeral Planner

Oscar Bunt • Paper Administrator

“I wish I had a job I wanted to get back to that badly.”

Oscar Bunt • Paper Administrator