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100,000 Condoms Distributed To Olympic Athletes

In an effort to prevent athletes from contracting STDs during the Winter Olympics, the International Olympic Committee has distributed 100,000 condoms to the 7,650 competitors bunking in the Olympic Village, or about 13 condoms per person. What do you think?

Wayne Halfpenny • Web Page Designer

“100,000 condoms for two weeks? That’s more than I go through in a whole year!”

Wayne Halfpenny • Web Page Designer

Glenn London • Theme Park Administrator

“That seems like a lot of pressure to put on athletes to have sex with each other.”

Glenn London • Theme Park Administrator

Cathy Rochin • Floral Arranger

“Fine, but I just can’t imagine how two weeks will be enough time for them to ask people out, go on a few dates, agree to start committed relationships, get married, and then after much prayer and discussion, consummate their unions.”

Cathy Rochin • Floral Arranger