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Northeast Sees Rise Of Mutant ‘Zombie’ Bees

Beekeepers in the Northeast have reported seeing an uptick in mutant “zombie” bees that behave erratically due to being attacked by small, parasitic flies that latch onto them and lay eggs in their bodies, which then hatch and cause the bees to become disoriented and eventually die. What do you think?

Rachelle O’Quinn • Floor Plan Drafter

“Beekeepers can be such drama queens.”

Rachelle O’Quinn • Floor Plan Drafter

Chris Dotrice • Aerial Acrobat

“Shhh—Did you hear that? Buzzing. I definitely heard buzzing. And where’s Debbie? I swear she was just here.”

Chris Dotrice • Aerial Acrobat

Moira Sweeney • Systems Analyst

“I hope those beekeepers know you have to sting zombie bees in the head to fully kill them.”

Moira Sweeney • Systems Analyst