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‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Released

The highly anticipated new installment of the popular Grand Theft Auto series, rumored to be the most expensive video game ever made, went on sale today. What do you think?

Summer Marshall • Orthotic Fitter

“It’s nice to have a distraction from the hyperviolence of our society.”

Summer Marshall • Orthotic Fitter

Stanley Gibbs • Unemployed

“It’ll be worth the wait as soon as I get my hands around a hooker’s throat and choke her until she gives me her money.”

Stanley Gibbs • Unemployed

Donovan Thorpe • Trapeze Artist

“Don’t tell me what happens—I’m still on

Donovan Thorpe • Trapeze Artist