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Venezuela Running Out Of Toilet Paper

Government mismanagement has left toilet paper in short supply in Venezuela, causing long lines to form throughout the country to purchase the rapidly dwindling item, and prompting lawmakers to call for the immediate importation of 50 million rolls. What do you think?

Nikita Nikolic • Unemployed

“See, this is why Chavez was such a huge proponent of bidets.”

Nikita Nikolic • Unemployed

Dennis Fogarty • Chain Repairer

“They better make sure it’s two-ply or they’ll end up right back where they started in a week.”

Dennis Fogarty • Chain Repairer

Peter Houseman • Oven Operator

“What are they, a bunch of fragile flowers? Just use coffee filters like everyone else who runs out.”

Peter Houseman • Oven Operator