Officers in a police helicopter discovered a marijuana plantation on Chicago’s South Side that is the size of two football fields, containing more than 1,500 large plants and worth an estimated $7 million to $10 million. What do you think?
“Oh, didn’t they see it earlier when it was on Buzzfeed’s top 20 marijuana plantations visible on Google Maps?”
Jack McCulley • Experimental Welder
“Are they sure it’s not oregano? One time I bought a field of marijuana from a guy, and when I got it home, it was just a vast field of oregano.”
Theadora Melnick • Racehorse Trainer
“Who would have thought to commit a crime in Chicago?”
Mark Edelman • Sewing Machine Operator
