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Hurricane Could Strike RNC

Tropical Storm Isaac, which is currently gaining strength in the Atlantic Ocean, is expected to become a hurricane in the next several days and could strike Florida on Monday, when the Republican National Convention opens in Tampa. What do you think?

Allen Siguardsson • Jockey

“They’ll be fine so long as the mayor sends the city’s sinners and sodomites up north to lure the storm’s wrath.”

Allen Siguardsson • Jockey

Jane Campion • Leather Parts Matcher

“I wouldn’t be surprised if this hurricane was just a plot concocted by the liberal mainstream meteorologists.”

Jane Campion • Leather Parts Matcher

Lynda Platkowski • Systems Analyst

“It’s going to be a big moment when Mitt stares up at the sky in the driving rain, screaming, ‘Nothing can stop me! Not even you, goddammit!’”

Lynda Platkowski • Systems Analyst