While renovating the basement of a bank he plans to turn into a restaurant, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver reportedly found $1.7 million in valuables, which included jewelry, New Order and Joy Division master tapes, and a gun. What do you think?
“I hope he takes this opportunity to start an amazing Joy Division–themed restaurant.”
Samuel Paice • Lift-Slab Operator
“Jamie Oliver, you say? And here I thought the Joy Division story couldn’t get any more depressing.”
Danny Gillian • Forge Utility Worker
“Two of Britain’s greatest exports—Joy Division and Jamie Oliver—have just come together in a veritable explosion of the senses.”
Quinn Glover • Restaurant Critic
