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Satellite To Hit Earth This Week

A defunct 6-and-a-half-ton climate satellite is scheduled to crash into Earth on Friday, though scientists can’t tell exactly when or where just yet. What do you think?

John Busner • Prison Guard

“I’d better see where it lands if I’m going to stow away for its next trip.”

John Busner • Prison Guard

Simon Dykes • Plant Guide

“I better put the storm windows in. My wife’ll kill me if space debris tears one of our screens.”

Simon Dykes • Plant Guide

Darcy Bloom • Unemployed

“Oh, wow, this is so much fun. My guess: Saskatchewan, 2:18 p.m., Friday. One death.”

Darcy Bloom • Unemployed