A pair of TSA screeners were caught stealing $39,000 from a passenger’s bag and have since admitted to thefts totaling at least $160,000. What do you think?
“They found that $80,000 in cash I was carrying in my bag? Sweet! Where can I meet with the authorities to get it back?”
Sigmund Wood • Systems Analyst
“Ask them if they stole my 5 dollars. One time I went to the airport and I was pretty sure I had 25 dollars but then I only had 18. I bought a 2-dollar candy bar.”
Jill Bevan • Cable Installer
“I guess they got suspicious when they noticed the airport screeners suddenly having enough money to support themselves.”
Adam Tandy • Knife Setter
