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U.S. Loses 4,000 Jobs

The U.S. economy lost 4,000 jobs last month—the largest drop in four years—raising fears of a recession. What do you think?

Alma Peters • Pollster

“So what? A recession just means people will start drinking off-brand soda. Doesn’t matter to me as long as I still get five cents a can.”

Alma Peters • Pollster

Dale Landmark • Ice Cream Truck Driver

“Good. Working sucks!”

Dale Landmark • Ice Cream Truck Driver

Ivan Paymer • Systems Analyst

“This can all be remedied through interest rates. How it’s done and to what extent I haven’t a clue, but interest rates are the key.”

Ivan Paymer • Systems Analyst