5 Polyps Removed From Bush's Colon

Following a routine colonoscopy, doctors removed five small polyps from President Bush. What do you think?


“Now he knows how every person in the world has felt for the past six-and-a-half years.”

David Seenan • Ferris Wheel Operator

“The president is spending entirely too much time getting colonoscopies and not enough time doing his job.”

Molly McKee • Funeral Director

“Did they get the evil one?”

Johnny Kelly • Stereo Installer