Sales and rentals of adult DVDs are down 30 percent due to the rise in homemade Internet porn. What do you think?
“These thrifty Internet porn enthusiasts are missing out on the lifelong friends you make at adult shops.”
Robin Petersen • Database Adminsitrator
“That’s the problem with the porn biz. No matter how low your price is for having an entire billiard-ball set shoved up your ass, there’s always some punk waiting in the wings willing to do it for free.”
Simon Stephens • Florist
“Yeah, that’s my fault. Sorry.”
Elizabeth Whaley • Labor Mediator
