Argentina is reasserting its claim to the Falkland Islands from England. What do you think?
“I’d say settle it with a soccer match, but it would only result in more deaths.”
Xavier Jones • Tapestry Weaver
“I agree. England has hoarded that vast supply of delicious penguin eggs for far too long.”
Taylor Williams • Dairy Farmer
“Was this in Evita? Because if it wasn’t covered in Evita, I probably don’t know what it’s about.”
Lois Fleisch • Concession Stand Cashier
