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Bush 41 Christens Navy Ship

Recently, President George H.W. Bush christened a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier bearing his name. What do you think?

Brenna Gold • Herbalist

“That’s a bad idea. The last thing George Bush named after himself sank pretty fast.”

Brenna Gold • Herbalist

Jack Lay • Soap Maker

“I must say I found it much more touching when Barbara christened the first nuclear-powered kindergarten.”

Jack Lay • Soap Maker

Robert Ronson • Systems Analyst

“See this is the difference between us and North Korea. We use our nuclear power for peaceful purposes like boating.”

Robert Ronson • Systems Analyst