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Uwe Boll Boxes Critics

Uwe Boll, director of the critically reviled House of the Dead, recently took on four of his critics in a boxing ring in Canada. What do you think?

Mark Friedman • Ship’s Mate

“Too bad Rex Reed wouldn’t sign on—but I understand he was training for a title defense against Michael Bay.”

Mark Friedman • Ship’s Mate

Jonas Begin • Croupier

“This incoherent burst of violence is not the Uwe Boll I know. Where’s the long and pointless explanations about zombies?”

Jonas Begin • Croupier

Janice Hartley • Event Planner

“Laughable violence, low-rent stunts, pitifully self-indulgent. D-.”

Janice Hartley • Event Planner