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National Meat Surplus

Pork profits are substantially lower than last year because of a massive meat surplus. What do you think?

Lulu Quisling • Lineman

“I have just the tonic for a stagnant market in pork—product placement. The new

Lulu Quisling • Lineman

Herb LaFayette • Optometrist

“Buy low, sell high. This is the investment opportunity of a lifetime!”

Herb LaFayette • Optometrist

Chuck Gimmino • Copy-Shop Clerk

“I don’t want to hear any more about this. I’m already eating as much bacon as I possibly can.”

Chuck Gimmino • Copy-Shop Clerk