Deep Throat Revealed

Last week, former FBI agent Mark Felt revealed that he was Deep Throat, the anonymous source that helped break the Watergate scandal. What do you think?


“From the looks of his photo, Mr. Felt took this secret 99.5 percent of the way to the grave.”

Stephen Clowney • Banker

“Although his motives remain unclear, I definitely believe that Mr. Throat ultimately acted in the best interests of his nation.”

Ruby Afram • Special Ed Teacher

“He didn’t also kill JFK, did he? I’d like to tie up as many loose ends as possible this week.”

Carlos Barrezueta • Musician

“I had my money on former Nixon speechwriter Ben Stein, largely because I am ignorant and he’s been on TV.”

Frances Mejor • Receptionist

“I’m just glad that longtime suspect Henry Kissinger has finally been vindicated. It’s about time his good name was cleared of any lingering charges of right-doing.”

Tad Heuer • Systems Analyst

“To Leonard Garment, who authored

Bryan Ketroser • Cook