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Should Arafat Be Removed?

Many see Palestinian President Yasser Arafat as a roadblock to Mideast peace. What do you think?

Scot Armstrong • Systems Analyst

“Arafat needs to be taught a lesson he’ll never survive to forget.”

Scot Armstrong • Systems Analyst

James Eason • Lawyer

“These brutish Palestinians need to learn that democracy is about choosing a leader who can speak for

James Eason • Lawyer

Jason Mantzoukas • Deliveryman

“Hey, there’s nothing like martyring a leader to calm the Palestinian extremists.”

Jason Mantzoukas • Deliveryman

Jon Daly • Waiter

“Arafat should get out of politics. It would give him time to focus on his Baby AraPhat line of Palestinian urban wear.”

Jon Daly • Waiter

Tara Copeland • Legal Assistant

“Arafat should be replaced with someone younger and cuter, like that dreamy Hamas hunk Hafiz Mahmet al-Bahri. Oh, he was assassinated?”

Tara Copeland • Legal Assistant

Christine Walters • Loan Counselor

“The question is not ’Should Arafat leave Israel?’ The question is ’Why hasn’t

Christine Walters • Loan Counselor