Last week, President Bush disclosed that Osama bin Laden has been trying to acquire nuclear weapons. What do you think of the possibility?
“Come on, how’s a multi-millionaire with close ties to the world’s most ruthless, amoral arms dealers gonna get his hands on a nuclear device?”
Larry Messick • Systems Analyst
“If so, he missed his chance: The Emmys were a few weeks ago.”
Barry Frees • Plumber
“Let me guess what’s next: bin Laden has an asteroid the size of the moon, and he’s aiming it straight at the Earth.”
Kim Welker • Speech Therapist
“Shit, we should be trying to find this guy.”
Dan Butler • Landscaper
“As a lifelong New Yorker, I must admit that central Kansas is not without a certain rustic, remote charm.”
Ronald Foray • Advertising Executive
“What’s this? I’m sorry, I stopped paying attention to the news about three weeks ago out of sheer psychological self-preservation.”
Lois Vanderpyl • Architect