Elizabeth Dole’s recent decision to leave the Red Cross is regarded by many as a sign that she will run for president in 2000. What do you think about the prospect of a first-ever female president?
“Haven’t we learned our lesson about letting a woman into the Oval Office? What if she started giving people blow jobs? It’d be disaster all over again.”
Barry Sims • Stockbroker
“Bob Dole would make a glamorous First Lady.”
Emily Weston • Insurance Agent
“I warned this would happen if we gave women the vote. Now they’re all drunk with power.”
Oscar Grosz • Systems Analyst
“Anyone with half a brain knows that women are just as capable of leading as men. Just look what a good job Captain Janeway has done.”
Kathleen Riegert • Student
“A woman can’t be president, because she might get PMS and make bad decisions. Only male presidents can properly control their hormones.”
Sunil Shahpura • Cashier
“I think there should be a woman in the White House, but not Elizabeth Dole. She’s just not hot enough.”
Kevin Dobson • Delivery Driver
